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"OLD" IS WHEN.....Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN.....You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS WHEN.....You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police. "OLD" IS WHEN......"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. "OLD" IS WHEN......An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom. "OLD" IS WHEN......A sexy babe catches your eye and your pace maker opens the garage door. AND.......... "OLD" IS WHEN.....You are not sure these are jokes!
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Now you're getting personal.....
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Heeeeey! I resemble some of those remarks... |