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Middle aged man was having these terrible, insufferable headaches...nothing would give him any relief. His doctor ran a myriad of tests and the end result was this: The only cure for your severe headaches will be complete total castration. He left with his wife and they spent the next week discussing it and he went back to the doctors office and told the doctor to set up the surgery. After the surgery the wife picked her husband up from the hospital...took him downtown to a well known mens clothier and she told the store owner to outfit her husband from top to bottom. The old store owner asked her husband...what size shirt are you accustomed to wearing? The husband replied; size 16...the store owner looked at him sternly and replied; You should be wearing a size 17 shirt...wearing a size 16 shirt will give you the most terrific headaches you could possible imagine.

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